What is it with straight men and short hair on women? After enduring hours getting colored, cut, and styled within an inch of my life, I arrived home feeling beautiful. Briefly.
“You know, you’re veering into a lesbian look,” the Lord & Master intoned. This, from a man with a rapidly diminishing nimbus of white fluff around the sides his head. This, from a man with thatches of hair sprouting all over his ears. This, from a man who cannot cut his own finger and toe nails. This, from a man who needs to be reminded to change his socks. This, from a man who cannot be weighed on a home scale.
Well, crap, he’s gonna have to learn to love me as I am – close cropped ‘do and all. I’m out and gorgeous. Shut up and kiss me.
Hey Wiggles,
Keep up the dynamite work. Neil said to tell you he thinks short hair is really sexy – which is “why I (meaning Neil) get hair cuts regularly.” I think he missed the point, but, what do they know?
Great blog, kiddo.
R