My Husband Says I Look Like a Lesbian

What is it with straight men and short hair on women? After enduring hours getting colored, cut, and styled within an inch of my life, I arrived home feeling beautiful. Briefly.

“You know, you’re veering into a lesbian look,” the Lord & Master intoned. This, from a man with a rapidly diminishing nimbus of white fluff around the sides his head. This, from a man with thatches of hair sprouting all over his ears. This, from a man who cannot cut his own finger and toe nails. This, from a man who needs to be reminded to change his socks. This, from a man who cannot be weighed on a home scale.

Well, crap, he’s gonna have to learn to love me as I am – close cropped ‘do and all. I’m out and gorgeous. Shut up and kiss me.

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One response to “My Husband Says I Look Like a Lesbian

  1. Hey Wiggles,
    Keep up the dynamite work. Neil said to tell you he thinks short hair is really sexy – which is “why I (meaning Neil) get hair cuts regularly.” I think he missed the point, but, what do they know?
    Great blog, kiddo.
    R

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