Yes, Hot Pants, I stand by the same travel doctrine the Lord & Master and I initiated when we took a then seven year old Sassafrass to Europe. We employed a strict No Culture, No Learning policy. We were there to Eat, Sleep, and Shop. And Julia Roberts can Kiss.My.Ass.
In the interest of full disclosure, Sassy did insist on visits to Notre Dame, the Vatican, the Ufizzi, and the David & fellow sculptures museum. But, honestly, as far as I’m concerned, if you’ve seen one depiction of Christ Upon the Cross, you’ve seen them all. I get it, I reallyreally get it, they nailed him up. Let’s move on, people.
Now, where’s the best deal on pashminas and leather jackets?