We spent last weekend in Soutthampton, a tony beach town if ever there was one. It all seemed like everything was fine until one Pancake, beloved shih-tzu of mine, decided to take not-so-dainty poop on our host’s lawn. That wasn’t so bad. What was that bad is that she immediately proceeded to roll around in her “offering” so thoroughly that she had to be washed before she was allowed in the house. Not sure we will ever be invited back.