This Is The Closest I’ve Come To Joining The Gym

Yep, those are new house keys on a laniard to wear whilst at the gym.

I made these keys over a month ago. To wear around my neck while at the YMCA. That I intend to re-join any day now.

It’s a half-block away from home.

I can skedaddle over easily, right? Wrong.

Oh, I almost forgot – I also donned my workout clothes last Monday! But never made it to the Y. Even though it’s only down the block.

Hot Pants, I do not understand how you’ve managed a full-time career (let alone a mere job, like mine) and working out. You are Wonder Woman.

I can feel what little muscle tissue I had slowly slipping into jelly. That’s what’s up, Doc.

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