I made these keys over a month ago. To wear around my neck while at the YMCA. That I intend to re-join any day now.
It’s a half-block away from home.
I can skedaddle over easily, right? Wrong.
Oh, I almost forgot – I also donned my workout clothes last Monday! But never made it to the Y. Even though it’s only down the block.
Hot Pants, I do not understand how you’ve managed a full-time career (let alone a mere job, like mine) and working out. You are Wonder Woman.
I can feel what little muscle tissue I had slowly slipping into jelly. That’s what’s up, Doc.