Yesterday my Physical Therapist was trying to explain a move he wanted me to do with a rubber exercise band. I wasn’t getting it. Then he asked me, “Have you ever chopped wood? That’s the movement you’re going for.”
Me, chop wood? Do I look like this person?
I live in New York City. The only chop I know of is preceeded by “Lamb” and Himself used it as a nickname for me.
When I finally stopped laughing, I told him I’d do my best and would pretend I had an axe.