Allow me to Introduce You to Mrs. George Clooney

Here she is, Clooney's Bride!

 

So here’s what happened: my friend Claire (above) went through a period where she would begin her mornings with the following affirmation: “Good Morning, Mrs. Clooney.”

He’s fabulous, it made her feel good, and what the hell. It was kind of funny, too.

George himself thinks it’s funny, also.

I know, I know: How the hell does George Clooney know about this? Well, it seems that Claire, entertainment journalist, found herself meeting Stacy Keibler, aka George’s latest inappropriate girlfriend. At the end of the conversation, she told Stacy about her affirmation.

Stacy thought it was great. So great that she told the Man himself. George cracked up. How do we know? Because Stacy sent Claire flowers and a note that said so.

I now think Stacy’s fantastic, though I do feel that Claire would make a better wife for him. I mean, she’s put in the time with the affirmations, don’t you think?

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