My adorable husband, The Lord & Master, received his long overdue mani/pedi this morning. I’m still reeling from the aroma and the struggle. Neither of us is as limber as we used to be – like the good old days when we had at it in the back seat of his Camaro! Those were the days! – but it’s been months since his nails have met up with a scissors.
I once asked him what he did about tending his digits before he met me, to which he replied, “My nails never grew until I met you.”
I’m beginning to believe him. Or, maybe that’s why the first two wives left.
Amazingly, I only stabbed myself with the scissors once while performing this at-home surgery.