Yep, you read that right. Seems Wiggles is putting down her nail scissors (or should I say, her saw?) and she and the L&M are getting on a plane to come East and re-pledge their love. It is shaping up to be a hell of a party, complete with deli platters, Sassy as officiant, and special appearances from Bob and Jeanne, the latter of whom has been mulling her outfit for the past few weeks. I expect the rumination to intensify, and I will start to hear more of the following:
Are you wearing a dress to Wiggles’ party?
Joan Rivers has been showing a lot of new clothes lately. Should I get a new outfit?
I do have white pants I could wear.
I think I need a new skinny belt.
One of the girls bought me a skinny belt. It cost $2!
That skinny belt doesn’t fit. I think I need to loop two together.
Let’s go to Banana Republic so I can get something to wear for Wiggles’ party!
Eesh. It will be a bloody miracle if I make it to this bash.